'Tis the season for giving. 'Tis also the season for subtly masking feelings of resentment while indulging in eggnog and yule logs around a toasty fire. Nothing shatters holiday cheer quite like exchanging gifts with someone you'd prefer to stuff down a chimney. 50 Used Toilet Paper Rolls (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $19.99 Mother Earth appreciates a little holiday upcycling. Your mother-in-law, on the other hand, may not. Cheaper Diy alternative: Your own toilet paper rolls. _________ Farts By Mail (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $8.99 In case you can't be with the loved ones you dislike this holiday, get your point (and smell) across with help from a special gas delivery _________ Taxidermic Chipmunk (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $56.00 The taxidermic rodent is perfect for vegans and people with overly fancy home decor. If you're in the mood to DIY, try the ' Tarxidermied Fish Helmet' on Instructables. Or shellac roadkill. _________ Tape Worm Eggs (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $34.25 Illegal and disgusting. Also, you probably shouldn't click anything on that website, unless you're also interested in storing nuclear waste in your yard. For a more subtle approach, try the Cellulose Face Roller. _________ Better Than Boyfriend Soap (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $7.99 The best choice for the perpetually single gal or guy on your holiday gift giving list. Add a hand-written note that reads "Wash away the loneliness" for a personal touch. _________ 'I Bring Nothing to the Table' Camouflage Trucker Hat (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $16.99 Help the jerk in your life go incognito with this camouflage trucker hat. Best suited for the person dim enough to actually wear it, preferably to formal occasions. _________ DIY Googly Eye Projects (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $7.39 A pack of googly eyes goes a long way in creating cringe-worthy DIY gifts. Stick on hairballs, gently-worn underwear or anything else you have laying around The House. _________ Glitter (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $9.99/pound For the Neat freak in your life, a box filled with glitter will leave lasting memories of the holidays. Encourage a small child to help with opening the gift for maximum glitter blanketing. _________ Prank Pack (Please Log In to view this link!) Price: $8.00 An empty box is too easy. Up your game with a prank pack. The Crib Dribbler (pictured) is best suited for irritating parents. _________ Poorly Price: 5 minutes of time Can't draw? Who cares? Doodle a portrait, wrap with a rubber band.