Ahaha, seems like you got a bit distracted over there! And is her name really "Miss Cara" or it's like the equivalent of "Miss Thang" in the US? Skin tight pants like leggings? I think they tend to be uncomfortable too since it seems to really cling to your legs, and I like my skin to breathe, so I never bought one. I assume you would feel like you have a wedgie when you wear them. I think "medium" skinny jeans are ok though. I am pretty sure that's how all guys would feel towards women wearing short shorts.