I will start the ball rolling with a law from the state of Michigan since that's where I am originally from: There is an old law that states that a woman cannot legally cut her hair without her husbands permission, he owns it. lol I have never known of anyone being ticketed for this. However, another law says that a robber can file a law suit on your if he gets hurt while in your home! I have heard of this happening. I guess 'law suit' can count under the field of ticket. What about you? Any crazy laws out there in your state?